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Daddy: Welcome to the Discussion Club.
HÃ¥rass: I have a question. What's the meaning of life?
Daddy: The meaning of life... Good question... Well, first of all, what's the purpose of the meaning?
Dark Gandalf: Could it be to live freely and also still have your material posessions controlled by the state?
HÃ¥rass: No, i think the meaning of life is to be a hard worker and pursue happiness.
Daddy: None of you are correct! The meaning of life is to create art.
HÃ¥rass: No, you're wrong.
Dark Gandalf: No, YOU'RE wrong.
HÃ¥rass: I think the meaning of life is nothing. We just ARE.
Daddy: Now we have talked about nothing for five minutes, have we gotten any interesting results from it?
HÃ¥rass: No!!!
Daddy: Then I conclude this a successful session of the Discussion Club.

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Everyone puts on a fedora each, Daddy puts on a fedora on top of his fedora.
Daddy: Welcome to the Discussion Club!
Dark Gandalf: Guys, listen. Shouldn't we just restart it all?
Adele: Restart the club?
Dark Gandalf: No, restart civilization!
Adele: What
HÃ¥rass: You know what, I think civilization kind of works. Like, it rolls on.
Daddy: Yes, I also conclude that society works! Nothing to fix here.
Dark Gandalf: No no no, you don't get it. We have to start again from scratch! With everything!
shelf: I also think society works
Dark Gandalf: *sigh* What has happened to the youth? Where's the REBELLION? The FIGHTING SPIRIT?
Adele: I just want cars and soda
HÃ¥rass: Dark Gandalf, sometimes you have to relax and choose happiness. Everything doesn't have to be a problem.
shelf: Word.
Daddy: ... And that's it! Thanks for randomly rambling about nothing! This was a very seccussful Discussion Club!
Daddy: Next week: Why does my movie script still only have 12 views on ScriptIt?
Adele: Why am I in this club

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Daddy: Welcome to the Discussion Club. This week, I would like to discuss movies.
Daddy: Everyone working with movies are a bunch of bastards, they don't even read my scripts and I despise them.
Dark Gandalf: You seem bitter today, Daddy. Did something happen?
Daddy: *sigh* I should just give up... I could as well start directing pornography or something.
Adele: Pornography? What's that?
Dark Gandalf: Oh, come on Adele. I watch porn on the dark web all the time! You mean you don't do that as well?
Daddy: You really don't know what pornography is?
Adele: Ah, you mean gym porn, the hashtag!
Daddy: No... It's like, persons doing things in rooms. It's like a video picture of naked men.
Dark Gandalf: Naked women?
Daddy: Yeah, what did I say?
Adele: I'll google it.
Adele: *googles it*
Adele: Gasp!
Adele: Ok guys why did no one tell me about this earlier??
Dark Gandalf: Adele, you're still on the browser tab with gym equipment on sale.
Adele: Oh you're right. I'll search for it for real now.
Adele: UEEEEH GROSS!!!
Dark Gandalf: Next topic: Did you know the average person is more stupid than the average?
Daddy: Oh is that true? So cool, but I kind of have to go now.
Daddy: I conclude this a very successful Discussion Club meeting!
HÃ¥rass: Next time I want to talk too!!!